{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"onion-goggles","title":"Onion Goggles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"412\"\u003eTear-Free Chopping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No more stinging eyes while prepping onions. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eComfortable \u0026amp; Lightweight\u003c\/strong\u003e – Foam-sealed design for a snug, comfy fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"569\"\u003ePractical Yet Hilarious\u003c\/strong\u003e – A quirky gift that actually works! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"651\"\u003ePerfect for Kitchen \u0026amp; Gift Retailers\u003c\/strong\u003e – A fun impulse buy that customers love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47519623479348,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/13-Copy.jpg?v=1784779131"},{"product_id":"golf-mug","title":"Golf Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eGolf Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – A hilarious and practical gift for golf fans and office fun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eMini Golf Ball\u003c\/strong\u003e – Putt your way to coffee break glory. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003ePutter Pen\u003c\/strong\u003e – Dual-purpose design for notes and putting practice. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003eGreat for Retailers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideal for gift shops, sports stores, and novelty retailers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47519776210996,"sku":null,"price":8.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/GolfMugResized.jpg?v=1784780147"},{"product_id":"blow-job-ppe-kit","title":"BLOW JOB PPE KIT","description":"\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet-a-head with this cheeky little Blow Job PPE Kit, everything you need to be prepared. A brilliant stocking stuffer\/filler!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake BJs a more pleasant and less messy experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKit contains a pair of goggles, an apron, and a pair of gloves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538970525748,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/BJPPERESIZED.-Copy_1.jpg?v=1784779324"},{"product_id":"blow-job-undies","title":"Blow Job Undies","description":"\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003eNo more fumbling around with Awkward Underwear!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003eGet straight down to it with these easy-access, “Blow Job Undies!” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisguised as an ordinary pair of underwear, these cheeky pants feature a well-placed hole for a hilarious surprise—making them the ultimate gag gift for stag dos, hen parties, and pranksters alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538970951732,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/UndiesResized.-Copy.jpg?v=1784781744"},{"product_id":"hearing-aid","title":"Hearing Aid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHear everything you need to… and a little more! This hilarious novelty gift is perfect for anyone who’s always “shushing” others or pretending they didn’t hear you. With a quirky design and no real hearing benefits, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"434\" data-start=\"419\"\u003eHearing Aid\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e will have everyone laughing. A great gift for those who like a good joke, or just want to pretend they can’t hear the nonsense at family gatherings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"953\" data-start=\"585\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"630\" data-start=\"608\"\u003eHilarious Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– No actual hearing aid powers, but a lot of laughs!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"953\" data-start=\"585\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"688\"\u003ePerfect for Parties \u0026amp; Family Gatherings\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– A great way to prank your friends and family. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"953\" data-start=\"585\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"812\" data-start=\"784\"\u003eBestselling Novelty Item\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – A classic joke gift that will never go out of style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538979242036,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/EarResized_f59046f2-8219-4426-8a2b-6a2494e328c1.jpg?v=1784779664"},{"product_id":"red-leopard-washing-up-gloves","title":"Red Leopard Washing up Gloves","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eBring fierce glamour to the sink with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"200\"\u003eRed Leopard Washing Up Gloves\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– because scrubbing pans should\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"241\"\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ecome with a side of sass. With bold red styling, a leopard-print cuff, frilly edging and a gloriously fake diamond ring, these gloves transform daily chores into a catwalk moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eThe ultimate funny gift for those who love to clean (or at least look good pretending to). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"531\"\u003eWhat’s Included?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eOne Pair of Red Leopard Washing Up Gloves – Style meets suds.\u003cbr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eLeopard-Print Cuff \u0026amp; Frilly Edge – Wild, fabulous and completely unnecessary.\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eFaux Diamond Ring – Nothing says “luxury” like plastic jewels.\u003cbr data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"748\"\u003eBold Packaging – A purr-fect present for domestic divas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538987565108,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/RedLeopardResized-Copy.jpg?v=1784781153"},{"product_id":"pink-and-pearly-washing-up-gloves","title":"Pink and Pearly Washing up Gloves","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eLooking for a cleaning accessory that’s more glam than grime? Our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"248\"\u003ePink and Pearly Washing Up Gloves\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare the perfect blend of fabulous and functional. With a pearly ring, frilly cuffs, and a serious splash of sass, these gloves are guaranteed to bring a bit of joy (and drama) to the sink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eWhether you’re scrubbing dishes or just pretending to for the aesthetic, these gloves are a hilarious and stylish addition to any novelty gift collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eWhat’s Included? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Pair of Pink Washing Up Gloves – Tough on dirt, soft on style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePearl Ring \u0026amp; Bracelet Detail – Cleaning, but make it fashion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"750\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrilly Cuffs – Because no diva does dishes without flair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"812\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabulous Shelf Appeal – A glamorous gift for housework haters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538990481460,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/Pink_PearlyResized-Copy.jpg?v=1784780494"},{"product_id":"queen-of-clean-washing-up-gloves","title":"Queen of Clean Washing up Gloves","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"487\"\u003eWhy settle for boring yellow gloves when you can scrub like royalty? Our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"288\"\u003eQueen of Clean Washing Up Gloves\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare here to turn kitchen chores into a glamorous affair. With a bold slogan and a fabulous sense of humor, these novelty gloves are designed to make dishwashing a little sassier and a lot more fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eEach pack includes two medium-sized latex gloves, perfect for keeping hands protected while maintaining your crown as ruler of the kitchen. Whether it’s for gifting, giggling, or just elevating the everyday, these are a must-have for novelty retailers and homeware shops alike. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eQueen of Clean Washing Up Gloves\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – chic, cheeky, and royally fabulous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"175\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"216\"\u003ePack of 2 medium-sized latex gloves\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – perfect for stylish scrubbing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"251\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eBold ‘Queen of Clean’ slogan\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – a right royal giggle while you wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"326\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eFun meets functionality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – glam up the kitchen and protect your hands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"403\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538990776372,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/QueenofCleanResized.jpg?v=1784780630"},{"product_id":"grow-a-hairy-beaver","title":"Grow a Hairy Beaver","description":"\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eIt’s time to Grow a Hairy Beaver!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThere’s nothing rude about it…a Beaver is just an animal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eYou can trim the Beaver regularly and admire it. Your friends will be impressed!   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep this little chap moist and watch it’s grass grow day by day. You can even trim it’s hair so it doesn’t get too out of control! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538991005748,"sku":null,"price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/1.png?v=1772398404"},{"product_id":"grow-a-hairy-tit","title":"Grow a Hairy Tit","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrow Hairy Tit – a hilarious novelty toy that lets you “grow” and style a mini hairy nipple instantly. Perfect for gag gifts, parties, or quirky collectors, it’s playful, interactive, and guaranteed to spark laughs and cheeky fun. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"70\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"21\"\u003eGrow Hairy Tit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Hilarious novelty toy for instant hairy fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"72\" data-end=\"146\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"94\"\u003eParty \u0026amp; Gag Fun\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Perfect for birthdays, stag parties, or pranks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"216\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"170\"\u003eQuirky \u0026amp; Playful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Encourages laughter and creative styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"294\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"240\"\u003eFunny Gift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Great for friends, family, or novelty collectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"372\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eInteractive Toy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Entertaining and guaranteed to spark cheeky smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538992742452,"sku":null,"price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/11-Copy_aad90a58-e555-4f46-9399-6f4115dee78d.png?v=1784778738"},{"product_id":"human-organs-lunch-bag","title":"Human Organs Lunch Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake lunchtime a medical emergency (in the best way possible)!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHuman Organs Lunch Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looks like a real transplant cooler but is actually an insulated lunch bag, perfect for keeping your snacks fresh and your co-workers doing double takes. Whether you’re a doctor, nurse, med student, or just someone with a twisted sense of humor, this bag is the ultimate conversation starter. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInsulated Interior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Keeps your food at the perfect temperature—no surgery required.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold Medical Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Bright red with “Human Organs for Transplant” for\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpacious \u0026amp; Durable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Room for your lunch, snacks, and maybe even a suspiciously packed pudding.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538994774068,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/12-Copy.jpg?v=1784778995"},{"product_id":"racing-rabbis","title":"Racing Rabbis","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're stuck in traffic or waiting for your latkes to fry, these little guys are always ready to race. They're compact and packed with enough energy to keep you entertained for hours. Forget about scrambling for batteries - these wind-up Racing Rabbis are powered by good old-fashioned elbow grease. Just wind 'em up, set 'em down, and watch the hilarity unfold! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun and Quirky\u003c\/strong\u003e: Watch as two rabbis race across the table—perfect for adding a playful touch to any celebration!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for Jewish Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e: A unique and entertaining gift for Chanukah, Bat Mitzvahs, or any Jewish holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for All Ages\u003c\/strong\u003e: A delightful gift that brings joy to both kids and adults alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47538998542388,"sku":null,"price":6.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/RacingRabbiResized-Copy.jpg?v=1784781026"},{"product_id":"stress-boobs","title":"Stress Boobs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Stress Boobs are a hilarious novelty gift for him. It’s guaranteed to bring all the laughs on valentine’s day, with these stress relieving boobies making him more relaxed than ever! Relieve all that stress or just exercise your wrist with this lovely set of squidgy boobies. Perfect for any occasion and especially that all important Secret Santa! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eA VERY funny gift for him or her!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eFilled with latex gel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eYou’ll receive a squidgy pair of Stress Boobs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThey’re certainly a handful!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539000803380,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/BoobsResized.-Copy.jpg?v=1784779484"},{"product_id":"stress-prick","title":"Stress Prick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a funny novelty gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh? The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStress Prick\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a stress toy shaped like a cactus—but with a design that’s more than a little suggestive. Squeeze it, squish it, and let off some steam.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft, Squeezable Cactus\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for stress relief.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Let’s just say the shape speaks for itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for Desks \u0026amp; Gag Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e – A bestseller for workmates, stag dos, and Secret Santa.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539074629684,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/StressPrickResized-Copy.jpg?v=1784781314"},{"product_id":"toasty-testicle","title":"Handwarmers Toasty Testicles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Grab a hold of these hot balls!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You won't be able to keep your hands off them!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect gag gift or stocking filler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Guaranteed to spread holiday laughs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539211567156,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/Testiclesresized-Copy.jpg?v=1784781594"},{"product_id":"revenge-voodoo-doll","title":"Revenge Voodoo Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it to them… literally. The Revenge Voodoo Doll is your tongue-in-cheek weapon of choice for life’s most deserving targets. Whether it’s the colleague who stole your lunch, the ex who still haunts your nightmares, or that one neighbor with the leaf blower at 7am — this little white doll has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"688\"\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e specific plans for them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e White voodoo doll with hilarious curses\u003cbr data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"154\"\u003e Includes slogans like “Deeply Lonely Life” \u0026amp; “Constipation”\u003cbr data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"219\"\u003e Stick a pin to ‘curse’ your target with humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Northern Wholesale Center","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539272908852,"sku":null,"price":7.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/files\/VoodooResized.jpg?v=1784781833"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/6061\/5220\/collections\/about.png?v=1774377411","url":"https:\/\/northernwholesalecenter.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Northern Wholesale Center","version":"1.0","type":"link"}